Saturday, August 16, 2008

Salutations!!

Greetings fellow bloggers!!! This will be my very first post as well as my first blog so please be gentle.

In light of the recent passing of Comedian Bernie Mac, it has become brazenly apparent that the Grim Reaper is either dyslexic and is reading his list backwards, or has a very morbid sense of humor. Such a sense of humor is only shared by myself and a fellow blogger who helped get me started.

There is a plethora of names that jump out at me who should be singing ABBA hits with St. Peter. Amy Winehouse is probably top of that list. She could be getting ready to kick the bucket as I'm writing this. How Hulk Hogan doesn't have some form of melanoma from all the years of artificial tan that was bestowed upon his epidermis is astounding as well.

Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of rehab several times in the past couple of years as well. One of the Olsen Sisters has been in and out of rehab like it was her bathtub, and they both look like they're auditioning to host the new "Tales From The Crypt." Not to mention Marc Anthony who looks like The Cryptkeeper. How he got Jennifer Lopez is astonishing.

Let's not forget Mel Gibson. I can only hypothesize that the only reason he is still alive after making Lethal Weapon 3 is that the Angel Of Death is still drawing straws with the Centurions sent by the Roman dominated movie industry.

Hollywood is filled with amazingly talented Darwin Award competitors that run around Southern California completely inebriated in cars that cost more than I could make in 3 yrs. How in the world you could spend that much on a car and then drive intoxicated in it is beyond me. This level of stupidity should qualify you for a visit to a proctologist who just got done cutting chiles for salsa and ran out of latex gloves.

To the next person who makes my yearly salary in less than a month and still finds something to complain or snivel over, please feel free to surrender your bank card as well as your PIN so that I may empty the nearest ATM. I tend to think I'm a caring and thoughtful person and I only wish to share in your anguish. I've always said you can't judge someone till you walk in their shoes.

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