Saturday, August 30, 2008

Big Bark and Little Bite???

Well it appears the Mr. John McCain has announced his Vice President running mate earlier this week. Her name is Sarah Palin and she just happens to be the Governor of Alaska. It's quite amusing how this announcement came just one day after the Democratic National Convention in Denver.

I have been feverishly trying to comprehend this decision and why he would go with such a choice. The Vice Presidential Candidate is usually one who is chosen to help solidify your campaign and pick up the extra votes the Presidential Candidate is lacking or not very strong in.
So she is going to do what exactly for McCain's campaign??????

The only thing Mrs. Palin really brings to this ticket is really nothing more than the staunch feminist vote, gun supporters, and the bulk of her state constituents. Nevermind the fact the bulk of her constituents are equal in number to the size of a one zip code in a major metropolitan area.S he is a lifetime member of the NRA but yet a self-proclaimed homophobe and anti-feminist. One would have to say that this decision is nothing more than a realization that the Republicans are acknowledging their lack of luster in this election. Moreover, it seems like an attempt to keep the Republican party clean for the next election.

Was Don King at the Democratic Convention? It's almost like the Republican party and McCain drew names from a hat. The white, female and anti-feminist Governor from Alaska sure would not have been my first choice.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Salutations!!

Greetings fellow bloggers!!! This will be my very first post as well as my first blog so please be gentle.

In light of the recent passing of Comedian Bernie Mac, it has become brazenly apparent that the Grim Reaper is either dyslexic and is reading his list backwards, or has a very morbid sense of humor. Such a sense of humor is only shared by myself and a fellow blogger who helped get me started.

There is a plethora of names that jump out at me who should be singing ABBA hits with St. Peter. Amy Winehouse is probably top of that list. She could be getting ready to kick the bucket as I'm writing this. How Hulk Hogan doesn't have some form of melanoma from all the years of artificial tan that was bestowed upon his epidermis is astounding as well.

Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of rehab several times in the past couple of years as well. One of the Olsen Sisters has been in and out of rehab like it was her bathtub, and they both look like they're auditioning to host the new "Tales From The Crypt." Not to mention Marc Anthony who looks like The Cryptkeeper. How he got Jennifer Lopez is astonishing.

Let's not forget Mel Gibson. I can only hypothesize that the only reason he is still alive after making Lethal Weapon 3 is that the Angel Of Death is still drawing straws with the Centurions sent by the Roman dominated movie industry.

Hollywood is filled with amazingly talented Darwin Award competitors that run around Southern California completely inebriated in cars that cost more than I could make in 3 yrs. How in the world you could spend that much on a car and then drive intoxicated in it is beyond me. This level of stupidity should qualify you for a visit to a proctologist who just got done cutting chiles for salsa and ran out of latex gloves.

To the next person who makes my yearly salary in less than a month and still finds something to complain or snivel over, please feel free to surrender your bank card as well as your PIN so that I may empty the nearest ATM. I tend to think I'm a caring and thoughtful person and I only wish to share in your anguish. I've always said you can't judge someone till you walk in their shoes.